05/17/2012

Random Thoughts for the Day

 Ok. So this has nothing to do with real estate. But it’s so good, I just had to share it. 

Random Thoughts for the Day:
 
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear 
 your computer history if you die.
 
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you 
 realize you’re wrong.
 
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was 
 younger.
 
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
5. How the h….. are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure 
 I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the 
 person died.
 
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work 
 when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the 
 rest of the day.
 
11. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me 
 if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I 
 did not make any changes to.
 
12. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I 
 immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you 
 do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
 
13. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not 
 seeing anyone of importance the entire day.
 
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to 
 answer when they call.
 
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or 
 Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Lynn Cromer & Robin Parker are real estate sales and marketing professionals for Coldwell Banker in beautiful Pinecrest, Florida. For more information on the communities of Pinecrest,Coral Gables, Palmetto Bay and Coconut Grove, Lynn can be reached at 305-962-4068, Robin at 305-546-0447, by email at info@WeSellMiami.com or online at www.WeSellMiami.com.

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